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Nov 02, 2024 - edited Nov 02, 2024 - permalink

So, Leglover, which combination of drugs are you using? And how many persons have you badly injured or even killed to make sure you get your next fix? It's so obvious that you are higher than a kite in a Tornado.

Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

So, Leglover, which combination of drugs are you using? And how many persons have you badly injured or even killed to make sure you get your next fix? It's so obvious that you are higher than a kite in a Tornado.

Ha ha ha ha XD

Did you ever check out that shred guitar stuff I posted?

Surely you remember what I’m talking about. If not, I will have to inquire what combination of drugs you are taking. Because nobody could forget that level of awesome. Unless they were high of course.

Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

Well, at least you are happy Leglover. That counts for something.

Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 03, 2024 - permalink
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Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

Well, at least you are happy Leglover. That counts for something.

Thank you. Keeping one’s eyes Heaven bound does make things easier.

Not easy. But easier.

Btw, I just returned from a speakeasy. You ever been to one of those? I was surprised to learn this evening they are still around. Not as secretive as they used to be, thanks to alcohol becoming legal again somewhat recently. But they remain just as hidden in plain sight as their predecessors. They even still require a password in order to enter and everything.

It was a trip, homie.

Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

It looks like I am no longer allowed to post any comments outside of this thread. So, to answer the question presented here:

Lola Larson, the sexy lady who played Bambi in [singing] “Diamonds Are Forevah!”

I was already an obsessive, maniacal leg fetishist long before the age of twelve but, watching Bambi kick (and fucking squeeze) Bond-James-Bond’s secret agent ass not only poured a ton of gasoline onto the flames, it turned me into an equally fanatical leg scissor fetishist as well.

beat

God in Heaven!

Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

> > WHAT??? gross :D ha ha ha ha

Hey, whaddup, C-to-the-P! I'm so happy you appreciate my lee-ttle attempt at visual artistry, amigo! I made a second one after that image, btw. Check it out. Scroll up, you cain't miss it.

Yeah that is good too and she has a lot of lipstick or whatever that is. Maybe I should not ask. :) thank you LegLover

Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

> > WHAT??? gross :D ha ha ha ha

Hey, whaddup, C-to-the-P! I'm so happy you appreciate my lee-ttle attempt at visual artistry, amigo! I made a second one after that image, btw. Check it out. Scroll up, you cain't miss it.

It looks like I am no longer allowed to post any comments outside of this thread. So, to answer the question presented here:

Lola Larson, the sexy lady who played Bambi in [singing] “Diamonds Are Forevah!”

I was already an obsessive, maniacal leg fetishist long before the age of twelve but, watching Bambi kick (and fucking squeeze) Bond-James-Bond’s secret agent ass not only poured a ton of gasoline on the flames, it turned me into an equally fanatical leg scissor fetishist as well.

beat

God in Heaven!

Famke is another one that uses her legs to kill people. She makes me randy.

Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

This thread feels like a fever dream.

Nov 03, 2024 - permalink
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Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 04, 2024 - permalink

This thread feels like a fever dream.

It kind of is one ^_^

Nov 03, 2024 - edited Nov 03, 2024 - permalink

Famke is another one that uses her legs to kill people. She makes me randy.

Famke was so hot back when she played Xenia Onatopp on “GoldenEye”. I had a crush on her mas grande que Mexico y el estado de Texas put together. And then her pretty face became more plastic and Botox than face. What a waste, what a disgrace.

Nov 04, 2024 - edited Nov 04, 2024 - permalink

Famke is another one that uses her legs to kill people. She makes me randy.

Xenia Onatopp (the character Famke played in "Golden Eye") could've easily suprassed Bambi from "Diamonds are Forever" had her leg scissor scenes been executed better. Xenia had the body, the beauty and the legs to contend with Bambi. Her leg scissors were not only just as sadistic as Bambi's, they were more numerous and more wild and dramatic in terms of volume and energy. But as far as eroticism goes, her scissor strikes are not even close to Bambi's.

This is best illustrated by comparing Xenia's scissor against the general vs Bambi's leg scissor against Bond.

For starters, very, very little of Xenia's beautiful body, let alone her breathtaking legs, is ever revealed. Not so with Bambi; with Bambi, we get a more than generous view of her man-killer legs long before her tag-team attack with Thumper even begins.

Second, we come to the scissors themselves. Both Xenia and Bambi's scenes skillfully build up the tension as these two lady-spiders weave their silken webs for their respective little man-flies. Unfortunately, Xenia's payoff to all this build up, her leg scissor strike, woefully under-delivers on arrival because, as is the case with her legs, far too little is seen. Everything is hidden or obscured. We only see Xenia's critical (and fatal) attack in silhouette; we only see and hear the general helplessly beg for release; we only behold Xenia's beautiful face twisted with sadistic delight as her victim succumbs to her iron grip; and the only time we see Xenia's legs in the flesh as they go to deadly work is at a very blurred distance. And most of what is shown in that bleary shot is obscured by the general's jacket and the chair it rests upon.

Contrast this with Bambi's scissor attack, which is the exact opposite. We get a full view of her beautiful legs (and a great deal of her beautiful everything else) in all their splendor from beginning to end. From the moment Bambi rises from her seat to lull her enemy into a false sense of security to the moment she ensnares 007 between her steely thighs with the speed and power of an anaconda, we see it all. Her body, her magnificent legs, her amused (but also cruel and malevolent) expression as she looks down upon her helpless target. As well as Bond's mounting sense of futility in his fruitless attempts to wrench himself free from his torturess. No obstructions of view, no blurring, no censorship, no puritanical measures taken to protect the innocence of our eyes. We see it all.

And that's why Bambi's scissor scene is so much more effective and erotic than Xenia's.

Nov 04, 2024 - permalink

When I first saw xenia onatopp I couldn't even tell it was a bodyscissor. I thought she somehow fucked him to death with just sexual pleasure. I was obsessed with trying to find out what actually happened. back then I often wasn't able to watch movies in full since they were on tv when it was bed time. it wasn't until the rise of YouTube and me getting a laptop that I could get a closer look. and found out what a bodyscissor is and how sexy it looks

Nov 04, 2024 - edited Nov 04, 2024 - permalink

When I first saw xenia onatopp I couldn't even tell it was a bodyscissor. I thought she somehow fucked him to death with just sexual pleasure. I was obsessed with trying to find out what actually happened. back then I often wasn't able to watch movies in full since they were on tv when it was bed time. it wasn't until the rise of YouTube and me getting a laptop that I could get a closer look. and found out what a bodyscissor is and how sexy it looks

The fact you had to wait so many years to finally understand what the Hell was really going on proves my point. About how badly done her scissor scenes were done, I mean.

In fact, now that I think of it, I didn’t entirely understand what was going upon my initial viewing, either. Not until I read in Xenia’s character description in a GoldenEye video game strategy guide, where they spelled out with greater clarity Xenia’s favored method of destroying her men. “So that’s why my Dad insisted on fast forwarding that scene,” I thought to myself.

Now if memory serves me correctly, I was no more advanced than the third grade when I first saw Bambi clamp her breathtaking legs on James Bond’s empty MI6 little skull in "Diamonds". Believe-you-me, unlike Xenia Onatopp’s leg scissor in "GoldenEye", I understood what was happening the first time.

[tear drop]

It was beautiful, man!

Nov 05, 2024 - edited Nov 05, 2024 - permalink

https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/forum/thread/...

Yeah, my art skills are nil, so I make stuff with AI instead, which is a big part of the problem, according to some of you.

[hillbilly accent] Accordin' to some o' ewe.

In all seriousness, it's not a problem as long as you don't demand the same honor as one who did it all by hand. If what you produce with all those prompts is masterful, you deserve credit for creative oversight. But, you don't deserve credit for craftsmanship. Vision and creative oversight are worthy skills, but they are not the same as craftsmanship.

Nov 06, 2024 - edited Nov 14, 2024 - permalink

https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/forum/thread/...

It's always hilarious to hear the "jacked women only like jacked men" refrain here over and over. Just look at the women on this site who have pictures with their significant others, very few of those guys have impressive physiques.

Yeah, make way, get out the way. Lest you be trampled by this stampede of sexy, muscular pritty kitties thirsting for weak man cock.

Nov 16, 2024 - permalink

Yeah that is good too and she has a lot of lipstick or whatever that is. Maybe I should not ask. :) thank you LegLover

I hope you downloaded those pictures while you could. Because they're gone now.

You might find them on my Facebook, though. If you can find my FB, that is.

G'luck ^_^

Nov 17, 2024 - permalink

Speakeasy’s are dangerous, you good bro? 🤔

Nov 17, 2024 - permalink

Very dangerous an old classmate of mine was killed at one.

6 days ago - permalink

This thread is all over the place, so I feel OK taking it this direction:

For the past 30 years I’ve been going to strip clubs looking for women with perfect lean but muscular legs. I’ve found quite a few. The fact that they wear platform stripper heels just makes them sexually irresistible to me. Most are fine with letting me worship their legs in private dances. I’m currently “in lust” with a perfect Brazilian fitness milf stripper who makes my dreams come true for a reasonable price.

Anyone else into this?

6 days ago - permalink

No but strippers are the very definition of “sleeper build”, most people have no idea how much they work out. Post photos if you can.

6 days ago - permalink

I don't really like strip clubs since it can be frustrating. you are not allowed to jerk off over there so you just end up being tortured with seduction. I think I would have liked it if I lived in a country where prostitution is illegal and you want to see nudity in person not just on a screen. I always assumed the women there just have ultra skinny legs but I am not sure.

6 days ago - edited 6 days ago - permalink

I don't really like strip clubs since it can be frustrating.

I've only been to a strip club three times in my life. The third and final time I went I got royally fucked in the ass. Not literally fucked in the ass,, gracias a Dios. But financially. Ho man, did I ever get reamed. I haven't back ever since.

you are not allowed to jerk off over there so you just end up being tortured with seduction.

In many ways, websites like LonelyFans are even worse than strip clubs. Yes, you are allowed to jerk off and you save a bundle on time and travel expenses because the experience takes place right in front of your computer screen. Unfortunately, that is where the list of advantages comes to an end. To say nothing of how isolating and impersonal these webcam girl sessions really are. At least at a strip club, the lady is right there with you while she pretends to give two shits about you. Her flirtations and her affability and her attraction to you may be a big, ugly lie, but it's an intimate lie. Not so online. It doesn't matter how hot and heavy your conversation may get as you chat the night away (to the tune of five to ten dollars a minute), at the end of the day, you will never be anything more than the 2D image of a sucker in her eyes.

I think I would have liked it if I lived in a country where prostitution is illegal and you want to see nudity in person not just on a screen.

Did you mean to say legal? As in NOT against the law? "Illegal" (not legal) means "against the law, y'aw".

I always assumed the women there just have ultra skinny legs but I am not sure.

What, at the strip joints? The few times I ever went, quite a few of them had very strong, powerful legs. I imagine some of them still do.

6 days ago - permalink

This isn’t her, but this is what my Brazilian stripper’s legs are like, on my girl’s legs are slightly slimmer with more defined calve and thigh muscles:

https://www.xvideos.com/video.uheccib6de8/sex...

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