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Agreed. I made a meme for him!
Ha haaaa! I love it! Best unbirthday present ever!
beat
Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. How did you did you get this image to work? Come to think of it, how did I get this image to work? I thought image embedding was no longer allowed here on the forum. It's precisely why I abandoned my Kung Wheyfu thread (below) earlier this year (or was it last year?). The magic just...faded away to nothingness on me one day, the image tags rebelled and ceased to function. Has image embedding been turned back on?
Just wondering.
Attachments never went away...
Huh. How very strange, then. Well, I'll give the image tags another shot, if they go back to working again, well, it looks like Kung Wheyfu is getting a sequel, y'all!
Hiii-YAH!
Attachments never went away...
Hold up, I'm testing out this image-embedding thing right here.
https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/14/7d/__ghislain...
Hija de la chingada, esta madre no funciona! It didn't work, the image is supposed to appear here, too!
sigh
shrug
Oh well, I guess.
Here, have bonus non-embedded image link. It's a muscular yandere chick, you're very welcome ^_^
No, we can't just settle for it, I don't want to be the friend of the girl I like, I've been in that situation and it sucks.
You need to make the Friend Zone the goal. The more you try to make it the stepping stone onto something better, the bigger that stone is gonna be when it falls upon you and crushes you.
[calling] Oiga, senioras! Ladies! Y'all are welcome to prove me wrong, y'all!
The friend zone is not the way unless you're genuinely interested in only being friends. Trying to friend your way in the door for more is a losing battle. Plus, you'd be a terrible friend secretly plotting and searching for a moment of weakness.
On your death bed, will you be happy that you never put yourself out there or will you regret not taking a chance to get what you want? Swim through a sea of no's until you find a "yes". Maybe you never find it, but you'll know you tried.
The friend zone is not the way unless you're genuinely interested in only being friends. Trying to friend your way in the door for more is a losing battle. Plus, you'd be a terrible friend secretly plotting and searching for a moment of weakness.
On your death bed, will you be happy that you never put yourself out there or will you regret not taking a chance to get what you want? Swim through a sea of no's until you find a "yes". Maybe you never find it, but you'll know you tried.
If you try, you take the risk of getting FALSELY accused of some bullshit. OP, are you willing to take the chance? Because if you swim through this sea of shark-nos, you better be willing to accept the danger of being devoured and having nobody (besides the Almighty) coming to save you.
If you try, you take the risk of getting FALSELY accused of some bullshit. OP, are you willing to take the chance? Because if you swim through this sea of shark-nos, you better be willing to accept the danger of being devoured and having nobody (besides the Almighty) coming to save you.
just don't say anything that could be considered sexual until you know her better
If you try, you take the risk of getting FALSELY accused of some bullshit. OP, are you willing to take the chance? Because if you swim through this sea of shark-nos, you better be willing to accept the danger of being devoured and having nobody (besides the Almighty) coming to save you.
You and yotv both make good points. I take off my red pill lens when I'm on this end of the Internet to ease my cognitive dissonance.
Pedestrians are supposed to have the right of way in the crosswalk, but the crosswalk won't save you from being plowed down by a distracted driver. You should be able to engage in cordial interactions with women without being mowed down by false allegations, but there's always some risk. The recent video of a guy in Target shopping for a lamp and being falsely accused of stalking comes to mind. There's risks in human interactions, but if loneliness is eating away at you, it's worth the risk to try.
Moved some more leglover comments from another thread to here.
Leglover, I'm getting annoyed at continuing to have to do this, if you derail another thread or comment in that original thread again, I will ban you.
Moved some more leglover comments from another thread to here.
Leglover, I'm getting annoyed at continuing to have to do this, if you derail another thread or comment in that original thread again, I will ban you.
Point taken.
Moved some more leglover comments from another thread to here.
Leglover, I'm getting annoyed at continuing to have to do this, if you derail another thread or comment in that original thread again, I will ban you.
Thank you. It's one thing for someone to be annoying. But it's an entirely different matter when one poster deliberately trolls another poster with the intent of giving the other poster "advice" knowingly guaranteed to make him miserable.
Thank you. It's one thing for someone to be annoying. But it's an entirely different matter when one poster deliberately trolls another poster with the intent of giving the other poster "advice" knowingly guaranteed to make him miserable.
The truth quite often is not very pleasant to hear. Is the doctor a troll for telling you of the cancer spreading and swelling and devouring its merry way throughout your body? Would it be better if the doctor lied to you and told you all is well and there is no Hell?
Well, I, too, can say all is well and there is no Hell. If that’s what you really want me to say, I can also say it. Watch me.
Ahem!
By all means, go ahead and jump into the shark tank. Do not let me (or the dorsal fins circling about) discourage you. Cut yourself up until you’re nice and bloody all over and then jump into the water. Because you’re a champion, you’re the greatest, you’re gonna be fine, I just know it! Todo sera bien!
You see? I can spit soul-stirring, motivational-sounding lies with the same aplomb as everybody else. I’m just as good at this game as all o’ y’all.
Leglover, honest questions if you want to answer:
1) How old are you? 2) Are you exclusively heterosexual or more fluid than that? 3) Are you currently in a relationship with a woman? If not, how long has it been since the last one?
Leglover, honest questions if you want to answer:
1) How old are you?
[cowboy accent]
I am old enough for regret, son. Old enough for regret.
2) Are you exclusively heterosexual or more fluid than that?
"...so straight, you could use me to cut some glass!" - THE JOKERR - "Weed Everyday"
3) Are you currently in a relationship with a woman?
No.
If not, how long has it been since the last one?
Twelve years. About as long since my only girlfriend (and her breathtakingly beautiful, muscular legs) faded out of my life for the last time.
And no, I don't need to hear this "other fish in the sea" babosadas. When Misty was scooped away into the penal system (no small thanks to her growing addiction to narcotics and her ever-increasing insanity), all the juice, all the formidable clout, I had with the opposite sex disappeared right along with her.
I've been a worm on the hook with no bites ever since.
shrug
C'est la vie. Ma cherie.
Yeah that’s what I thought. A troll.