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Forget About Facebook

Aug 11, 2024 - edited Aug 23, 2024 - permalink

Facebook is pretty much a dead end these days if you're hoping to find a sexy, muscular pritty kitty to talk to online, even if it's just a platonic friendship that you seek.

Most of the fitness ladies hopping on there aren't even ladies at all, they're usually some guy in Bangladesh trying to rip you off for money or trying to infect your computer with a trojan horse. Or it's some sad, pathetic Don Nadie taking the path of least resistance, pretending to be a sexy lady for cheap validation.

Now, of course, it must be admitted there are, indeed, some sexy muscle and fitness ladies on FB who are the real deal (I'm Friends with a great many of them, in fact), but most of them are from the early days of Facebook. From back when the World Wide Web used to be fun, back when memes had real staying power and when "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" was still awesome and cool. Alas, this is no longer the case.

In essence....

  • Times have changed
  • And times are strange
  • Here we are but it ain't the same.
  • Mama ain't comin' home.

So. Forget about Facebook. Esp. now that sites such as LonelyFans are here. Why would a lady go out of her way to say, "Whaddup?" for free when she could easily charge you ten dollars for the same salutation? It ain't gonna happen, brother.

And, there you have it, gentlemen.

Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

I am glad Facebook is dying I hope Instagram will be destroyed too and Twitter too. and we can restore the glory of the internet

Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

Why would people use Facebook as a dating site? Facebook was crafted to stay in contact with family, and old friends who you might have lost contact with. What I see on FB are creeps hitting up women and sending them dick pics.

Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

I am glad Facebook is dying I hope Instagram will be destroyed too and Twitter too. and we can restore the glory of the internet

If Facebook and Twitter die all that's left is TikTok, reddit, and discord. You don't want that.

Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

If Facebook and Twitter die all that's left is TikTok, reddit, and discord. You don't want that.

there should be new sites that are better to replace them i know most people have forgotten this but you can have image sharing sites that aren't shit like Instagram .like this site is already way better than Instagram it should just have a little more polish and allow content about most topics and you got something great. but most people wont use it because they are too used to Instagram .

Aug 11, 2024 - edited Aug 23, 2024 - permalink

there should be new sites that are better to replace them i know most people have forgotten this but you can have image sharing sites that aren't shit like Instagram .like this site is already way better than Instagram it should just have a little more polish and allow content about most topics and you got something great. but most people wont use it because they are too used to Instagram .

These sites you mention are fine. But they are horrible if you're looking for conversation with these ladies. Myspace and Facebook were the best place for that during the golden age of the Internet, but no more.

Now, unless you've established some kind of connection with them beforehand, you have to PAY these ladies to pretend they can stand the sight of you. Just to pretend they can abide you living on the same planet as them. Tip jar! Subscription fees! Orale, dale! Dale plata, dale lana! Money, money, money, money, mon-aaaaayyyyy!

This game just isn't as fun (or as inexpensive) as it used to be.

Aug 11, 2024 - edited Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

These sites you mention are fine. But they are horrible if you're looking for conversation with these ladies. Myspace and Facebook were the best place for that during the golden age of the Internet, but no more.

Now, unless you've established some kind of connection with them beforehand, you have to PAY these ladies to pretend they can stand the sight of you. Just to pretend they can abide you living on the same planet as them. Tip jar! Subscription fees! Orale, dale! Dale plata, dale lana! Money, money, money, money, mon-aaaaayyyyy!

This game just isn't as fun (or inexpensive) as it used to be.

You are right Leglover! I remember back, way back, on a certain website (which has just gone defunct), I used to be able to join the chat called Clypsedra...there one could chat freely with many FBB's. That went away some time ago sadly. Today, things are just as you say --- all about MON-AYYYYYY!

Aug 11, 2024 - permalink

i sometimes still have fbbs replying to my YouTube comments and even on obscure sites like this one .but the problem is that most of them are not even on YouTube just Instagram and sometimes twitter but i can't get on there. i don't mind not talking to them i only comment if i have an option about the post i know some fbbs are more open minded or kinky than others so i adjust my tone but it am not expecting replies but Instagram and twitter makes it hard to just view their posts with their horrible design. the only reason people use it is because everyone already is on there .but why did people start using it in the first place it was a little better when it was new but still quite bad especially twitter 160 characters seriously ? who asked for that in 2006 when youtube already existed. i never liked instagram but it was bearable in the past

Aug 14, 2024 - edited Aug 14, 2024 - permalink

i sometimes still have fbbs replying to my YouTube comments and even on obscure sites like this one.

This site is far from obscure. However, it might as well be obscure since most of the FBBs we so desire with fruitless passion and longing avoid forums like this one as they would a bad smell.

but the problem is that most of them are not even on YouTube just Instagram and sometimes twitter but i can't get on there.

Youtube is a shithole compared to before. Even videos intended for adults are heavily censored like those American cartoons from the 1980s. Only worse.

i don't mind not talking to [FBBs]....

I certainly mind not talking to them. During the Golden Age of the Internet, hot chicks were far more willing to talk to their adoring male fans. You could email them, DM them on Myspace or FB and they would happily speak to you and interact with you. They would freely and cheerfully Friend you, talk to you, you could share stuff on their Timelines and...and..God in Heaven, it was so inspiring and fun.

See, I was there during that time, man, I was there. You kids today weren't there, you don't know what you missed out on, man, it was awesome. You missed the party, brother. And unfortunately, judging by the increasingly godless path we are going down, there ain't ever gonna be another one, I'm so sorry to say.

Aug 14, 2024 - permalink

This site is far from obscure. However, it might as well be obscure since most of the FBBs we so desire with fruitless passion and longing avoid forums like this one as they would a bad smell.

Youtube is a shithole compared to before. Even videos intended for adults are heavily censored like those American cartoons from the 1980s. Only worse.

I certainly mind not talking to them. During the Golden Age of the Internet, hot chicks were far more willing to talk to their adoring male fans. You could email them, DM them on Myspace or FB and they would happily speak to you and interact with you. They would freely and cheerfully Friend you, talk to you, you could share stuff on their Timelines and...and..God in Heaven, it was so inspiring and fun.

See, I was there during that time, man, I was there. You kids today weren't there, you don't know what you missed out on, man, it was awesome. You missed the party, brother. And unfortunately, judging by the increasingly godless path we are going down, there ain't ever gonna be another one, I'm so sorry to say.

ok then i think youtube got worse because of them banning swearing and the ui is shit but they have always been harsh on nudity. and at least it has video that are longer than 1 minute and makes more sense as a platform compared to twitter and Instagram. i also haven't been banned from it and if i was i could at least still watch videos. i am not sure what year you are talking about but in the 2000s i never actually saw fbbs online everything was just uploaded from digitized magazines or vhs tapes but i wasn't into forums back then i only got to use the internet a few minutes a day and i avoided making accounts .it seemed like the average women had a high sex drive back then but i think that is just nostalgia speaking since i didn't get laid back then but i was only 18 at the end of the period before things got modern and i was very dorky .but it also seemed like most women had very limited technology skills compared to now. i sometimes see women that are only 10 years older than me act like boomers while with men it is only a problem with those that are around my dads age or older. i think fbbs are probably too busy to spend time online so sometimes they seem behind the times or uncreative and just follow what is popular because they put all their energy into working out .like nowadays they use the most popular platforms but are not going to experiment with more minor or even medium sized things like reddit .same with music they just listen to what is on the radio because every second counts. and in the past the internet wasn't essential even if ot had a lot of advantages so they just ignored its existence until they couldn't .they are clearly not normal because of their lifestyle but they are what i call hyper normal were they are so normal it become abnormal again if you understand what i mean .

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