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Printing FBB photos using Fedex Office

Feb 27, 2023 - edited Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

Has anybody else done this? I don’t care what the employees who prepare my order think lol

cgsweat
Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I've thought of having posters made, but never got around to it. There are some great 6K and 8K resolution pics that would be great candidates.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I usually use Zazzle, much easier

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Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

i did this at a fedex/kinkos and no one batted an eye. i mean i also went in and printed them myself and dind't send it ahead so someone else would handle.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

They're gonna deny you for copyright first.

Then call you a weirdo.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

They're gonna deny you for copyright first.

Then call you a weirdo.

Nah, that didn't happened when I went to pick up today.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I guess you didn’t hear the snickering and laughter once the door closed behind you?

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I had one picture printed by a nearby photography shop because I was meeting Tessa Barresi at a local show and I wanted her autograph. I got her permission beforehand because I didn’t want to be rude and just surprise her with the request. The local equivalent of Kinkos did a horrible job with the contrast and general quality, so I had it redone elsewhere.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I guess you didn’t hear the snickering and laughter once the door closed behind you?

Or in one of those weird plot twists, one of the Fedex employees is actually an FBB fan himself?? 😁

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

I guess you didn’t hear the snickering and laughter once the door closed behind you?

No snickering and I also looked back and he was back to doing his job.

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

Remember Iczerman? Guy who draws anime musclegirls with skinny legs, massive balloon tits, and nipples like traffic cones?

Back in the day at least, he did all his artwork in colored pencil and scanned them in at Kinko's for online exhibition. If he did that for his fetish work, what's the issue with printing off a few photos of real fbbs at FedEx (the successor to Kinko's)?

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

Or in one of those weird plot twists, one of the Fedex employees is actually an FBB fan himself?? 😁

Or better yet, the day job of a pro Fbb was at fedex and once she saw the work being delivered, tore off her shirt and started doing most musculars to prove how she was so much better than what was in the print outs!

Feb 27, 2023 - permalink

Remember Iczerman? Guy who draws anime musclegirls with skinny legs, massive balloon tits, and nipples like traffic cones?

Back in the day at least, he did all his artwork in colored pencil and scanned them in at Kinko's for online exhibition. If he did that for his fetish work, what's the issue with printing off a few photos of real fbbs at FedEx (the successor to Kinko's)?

To you and I, nothing but to the uninitiated plenty to laugh about. More so if the guy getting back this work looks like a stereotypical nerd or could pass off as a middle school kid that everyone picks on.

Feb 28, 2023 - edited Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Or better yet, the day job of a pro Fbb was at fedex and once she saw the work being delivered, tore off her shirt and started doing most musculars to prove how she was so much better than what was in the print outs!

Or even much better, after seeing the the printouts and tearing her shirt off, she took photos of herself doing the most muscular, sent them to print along with your original ones, and in one of the prints of her photos, writes down "XOXO", a heart, and her phone number, her IG and her OF link :P And the photo where this was put, is the one where she blows you a kiss and flexes her biceps/abs/whetever part the reader likes :P

Dreaming is free, they say ;)

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Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

When I think about dudes walking around unironically in furry suits or bringing a body pillow to school I think printing out a couple of photos at a FedEx is so tame it’s not worth mentioning. They have no idea what you’re using it for.

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

They have no idea what you’re using it for.

I think they know what the photos will be used for, champ! That’s what makes this so funny

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Could be useful if the internet is out for a long time .i wanted to do that when i was a teenager in the 2000s and had very bad internet. but now my internet is reliable and i can use mobile data if i am desperate.

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Could be useful if the internet is out for a long time .i wanted to do that when i was a teenager in the 2000s and had very bad internet. but now my internet is reliable and i can use mobile data if i am desperate.

Don't you mean that the Internet goes off right?? That would be definitely catastrophic

I imagine that you say if the Internet had been massified earlier, I suppose, since 1960's/1970's

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Or even much better, after seeing the the printouts and tearing her shirt off, she took photos of herself doing the most muscular, sent them to print along with your original ones, and in one of the prints of her photos, writes down "XOXO", a heart, and her phone number, her IG and her OF link :P And the photo where this was put, is the one where she blows you a kiss and flexes her biceps/abs/whetever part the reader likes :P

Dreaming is free, they say ;)

You realize that you probably completed the fantasy this guy was having and when he snaps out of it, he turns around and sees the fedex employees staring at him from inside the store with full blown laughter following soon after.

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Tempting

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

Don't you mean that the Internet goes off right?? That would be definitely catastrophic

I imagine that you say if the Internet had been massified earlier, I suppose, since 1960's/1970's

In the 2000s my internet wouldn't work for days or weeks sometimes .and when it did work i had to share the 1 pc with my dad and sister.

Feb 28, 2023 - permalink

You realize that you probably completed the fantasy this guy was having and when he snaps out of it, he turns around and sees the fedex employees staring at him from inside the store with full blown laughter following soon after.

Press "F" to pay respects

Mar 05, 2023 - permalink

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do and I highly compliment your choice of women to print!

Mar 06, 2023 - permalink

I've printed large poster-sized fbb pics using things like Vista Print before. Never gone in person though, but I don't see the issue. Even if they snickered, you'll likely never see em again.

Mar 06, 2023 - permalink

I've printed large poster-sized fbb pics using things like Vista Print before. Never gone in person though, but I don't see the issue. Even if they snickered, you'll likely never see em again.

I agree, they have definitely had to print things that are much weirder so it probably doesn’t really work phase anyone who’s been there for more than a few months.

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